Vanessa Hudgens spent the whole weekend prostituting her sinful female body in a bikini while out on a boat in the photos below.
Just one day of slutty bikini boat behavior exhausts your average whore, but Vanessa Hudgens isn’t just any whore. Vanessa has been trained by Disney to be a super whore capable of unimaginable feats of whoredom, as this weekend’s bikini pics demonstrate.
However, if Vanessa Hudgens thinks that by sailing out into international waters she will escape prosecution under Shariah law for this marathon bikini slutfest she is sorely mistaken.
Of course us Muslims are not without compassion. If Vanessa agrees to hand over her husky plow ready friend, and the plowable blonde with the righteous rack, perhaps a commuted sentence can be arranged.