Nerd masturbation fodder Olivia Munn attempts being sexy in the new issue of Esquire magazine.
With her plain Jane looks and completely unremarkable body, Olivia Munn has to resort to not so subtle sexual innuendos like licking lollipops, showing her hard nipples, and using squirt guns in a desperate attempt to elicit some sex appeal in the photos below.
Unfortunately for Olivia Munn she fails epically at being sexy. The best thing for Olivia to do would be to wear the burka. She still wouldn’t be sexy, but at least she’d greatly reduce her chances of getting her skull caved in by us righteous Muslim men.