Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have finally worked out the details of their prenup, and CelebJihad.com has obtained all the exclusive details.
- In the event of divorce, Mr. Odom will retain no less than 1/3 of the junk in Mrs. Kardashian’s trunk.
- In the event that Mr. Odom is charged with the grizzly stabbing death of Mrs. Kardashian, the ghost of Robert Kardashian will act as his legal representation.
- The couple agrees to split all proceeds from their soon to be “stolen” sex tape, Ebony and Ugly.
- Mr. Odom agrees never to reveal the secret location of Bruce Jenner’s sarcophagus.
- Mrs. Kardashian will retain custody of any of the couples children, but Mr. Odom will retain merchandising and animation rights for the couples first born son, Calabasas Seacrest Kardodom.
- In the interest of objectivity, any divorce proceedings will be decided by a jury of peers who have no idea who the fuck “Billy Bush” is.
- If children are conceived, any custody hearings will be heard by a state family court judiciary. And the children will be just awful.