Actress Katie Holmes wore a bikini yesterday showcasing her grotesquely deformed belly button for the world to see.
It had long remained a Hollywood mystery how Katie Holmes could get a blatant homosexual like Tom Cruise to not only marry her, but also procreate with her. Well after seeing Katie Holmes’ belly button cock that mystery appears to be solved.
One can only imagine how big Katie Holmes’ belly button gets when she is aroused, but I think it is safe to assume that it is big enough to fill Tom Cruise’s homoqueer rectum.
Katie Holmes and her sick belly button is an affront to Islam. A fatwa must be issued against this monstrosity before she further offends our superior Muslim aesthetic. Allahu Akbar!