Despite the fact that the only true superhero is the blessed Prophet Muhammad and to suggest otherwise is blasphemy, Zionist controlled heathen Hollywood continues to offend Islam by making superhero movies.
To add insult to injury they also give women superpowers in these films… And not halal ones either like being able to plow 10 hectares in a single day, or the ability to birth dozens of future jihadist babies.
Yes this female superhero epidemic is certainly a problem, and one that can be attributed to the ridiculous ideas of feminism. Below we have compiled the worst celebrity superwomen to date, along with their accompanying nude photos.
Scarlett Johnansson “Black Widow”
First up we have Scarlett Johansson who plays “Black Widow” in the “Avengers” movies. I’ve never been clear on what her superpower is exactly, but it probably has something to do with her being a mudshark who has a lot of dead husbands.
Olivia Munn “Psylocke”
Olivia Munn plays “Psylocke” in the X-Men movies. Of course with the way Olivia Munn’s acting career is going she’ll no doubt soon be playing “Whorelock” in the XXX-Men adult film spinoff.
Jennifer Lawrence “Mystique”
Jennifer Lawrence superhero character in the X-Men movies is named “Mystique”. Which is ironic because after all of her nude photos leaked she certainly has lost all of her mystique.
Melissa Benoist “Supergirl”
Next we have Melisa Benoist who plays Superman’s cousin “Supergirl” on her CW TV series. As the only surviving male relative it is a shame that Superman doesn’t have the good sense to beat Melissa back to Krypton for disgracing the family name.
Sophie Turner “Jean Grey”
Saucy redheaded minx Sophie Turner plays the psychic “Jean Grey” in the X-Men movies. Its too bad that Sophie isn’t psychic in real life or she would live in fear at what us righteous Muslims are going to do once we get our hands on her.
Anne Hathaway “Catwoman”
Anne Hathaway plays “Catwoman” in the Batman movies. To prepare for the role Anne spent two months shitting in a box in her living room.
Gal Gadot “Wonder Woman”
Actress, model, and Jewess Gal Gadot plays “Wonder Woman”. The only thing wonderful about this Israeli skank will be when we launch her out of an RPG from the West Bank into the Dead Sea.
Jessica Alba “Invisible Woman”
Last and least we have Jessica Alba who played the “Invisible Woman” in the “Fantastic Four” movies. Jessica might as well be an invisible woman in all of her horrible movies because no one goes to see them.