Elizabeth Gillies Shows Massive Cleavage

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Former Nickelodeon star Elizabeth Gillies shows her massive cleavage on Instagram in the photo above.

With luscious teats like these Elizabeth would make a fine edition to my farm. I bet I could squeeze half a pail of fresh milk out of those titters nearly every day.

Yes Elizabeth Gillies is certainly a fine piece of livestock. I have contacted Elizabeth’s owners at CAA to see about purchasing her in exchange for a gallon of insecticide, a bushel of figs, and a beautiful handwoven rug made from the back hair of my 3rd wife. However, I have yet to hear back… probably because they are playing hardball hoping to score more back hair.