The Sochi 2014 Winter Olympic Games do not start until Friday, but the Russian women’s Olympic team has already won gold… gold from Sheikh Yuliqa M’Diq that is.
The Sheikh has chosen the Russian women as the winners of this Olympics, and will reward them after the games with gold when they travel to the United Arab Emirates to serve in his harem.
The rest of the Olympics is certainly just an afterthought now. Lets meet the big winners of this most coveted of prizes in the photos below.
Ekaterina Galkina – Curling
Olga Zyablikova – Curling
Alexandra Saitiva – Curling
Ekaterina Orlova – Curling
Anna Sidorova – Curling
Ekaterina Bobrova – Figure Skating
Elena Ilinyh – Figure Skating
Ekaterina Stolyarova – Freestyle
Elena Nikitina – Skeleton
Olga Potalyzina – Skeleton
Maya Komissarova – Freestyle
Irina Abakumova – Ski Jumping
Tatyana Borodulina – Short Track
Yulia Kichalova – Short Track
Anna Prugova – Hockey
Svetlana Kalmykova – Hockey
Alexandra Vafina – Hockey
Ekaterina Smolenzeva – Hockey
Ekaterina Solovieva – Hockey
