A few months ago we uncovered a lost scene from the movie “Star Wars” in which Princess Leia fetches Luke a beer. Now we have once again uncovered a lost scene from the original “Star Wars” movie, that like the first lost scene, does much to redeem the film in the eyes of Allah.
As every proper Muslim knows, the problem with Star Wars was that Princess Leia had a nasty case of sass mouth. One can only take so much female back talk in a movie before he bitch-slaps his TV into oblivion just to shut her up.
However, in the lost deleted scene shown below the problem of Princess Leia incessantly flapping her man-pleaser was solved by Darth Vader when he fingers her slutty little mouth. Truly a great and important scene that should of been kept in the original picture!