Bella Thorne Thong Bikini Video

Disney star Bella Thorne is at it again, prostituting her nearly nude 16-year-old body in a thong bikini in the video above.

Bella’s attempts at becoming a virile Muslim’s wife with videos like these are admirable, but extremely misguided. Us Muslims don’t want to see Bella parading her nubile body around a swimming pool we want to see how many hectares of land she can plow in a full burka in a dry 110 degree heat.

Unless Bella Thorne posts a video actually showing her worth as a woman she will never fulfill her dream of being a Muslim’s child bride. Then she will be forced to spend her remaining days languishing by some extravagant pool in heathen Hollywood filled with regret at what could have been. A fate much worse then a thousand deaths.